#The Blog
Looking back on 2025
Oh look, it’s 2026 already.
Halloween 2025
Halloween is, for multiple reasons, my favourite holiday.
We had a party again this year. Not in the Castle this time, just in our house, with a couple of neighbourhood friends and their kids. Much fun was had, much food was eaten, drinks were enjoyed, people were dressed up to various degrees, even Twochild (s’).
Everyone had a good party. Everyone except Onechild (s), who did not join in the festivities.
#FotoVorschlag: Waschtag
Manchmal muss ja nicht nur die Wäsche gewaschen werden.
#FotoVorschlag: Technik, die begeistert
(Teil einer) Zuse Z31, mit begeistertem.
(Konrad Zuse Museum, Hühnfeld)
Generative AI Is Dead
GenAI – whether text or images – is dead. Unfortunately, it doesn’t know it yet, and will do a lot of damage on the way out.
little while ago, Someone Was Wrong On The Internet So I Had Words. Their mastodon account appears to have gone private or offline, which is not exactly what I hoped would happen. In any case, in a thread about GenAI, they mentioned that we shouldn’t be quick to dismiss this stuff, because who could predict the future? Maybe quantum computing advances will suddenly make it all really awesome? (Or words more or less to that effect – mastodon isn’t twitter, but a few hundred characters don’t leave room for nuance.)
My reply thread (stitched together):
Planning as if a theoretical and unresearched future technology (in your question, quantum computing for machine learning, specifically) will fix the problems we are currently creating is not a plan, it’s wishful thinking. Should that tech come to pass, we can consider how to use it. Not the other way round.
Specifically text or image generation, “GenAI” is limited by the underlying theory, such as it is, to more or less what it’s doing now. There are various tweakable parameters around the training and the use pieces, but there is no actual theory for how this works, all of this is basically a massive brute-force attempt to describe human language and art (both as such, not specific instances) as math equations. Which kinda explains why it takes so incredibly much computing power. Research in this area is predominantly funded to find “better tweaks”, not “a theoretical basis”. Such a theoretical basis, where we could describe how and mathematically prove why this works at all, might allow a major leap. But there are no indications that significant earnest work is even being attempted.
So that’s why many of us in tech are convinced that this currently hyped branch of machine learning is already dead, it just doesn’t know it yet (and will be incredibly wasteful until it does). Stephen Wolfram (of Wolfram Alpha) has written an excellent, though quite technical, explainer on the “how is it implemented and what are the limits”: https://writings.stephenwolfram.com/2023/02/what-is-chatgpt-doing-and-why-does-it-work/
Roots Lovely Roots
Back to them, specifically.
Chrome’s out, Firefox is in. Intended for a while, but finally triggered by Google’s new quadruple-negative-surprise-opt-in “all your data are belong to the advertisers” bug. “Feature”, they say.
Twitter’s been out for a few weeks now, mastodon is in. So far, I haven’t found a good app for it, but I only tried two so far (plus the web interface). I think my main issue is that this style of “microblogging” isn’t really for me. I miss 2002 Livejournal.
So not only this blog here (it existed in the past, but I took that offline, because I didn’t want to think about it), but I also redid my feedly subscriptions. If folks had more blogrolls and/or webrings, that’d be great - any human-curated “you might find this interesting” list, no matter how stale, beats the pants off all “machine learning” suggestions.
I also configured the newsreader again. May look into peering options as well in the slightly-distant future.
Looking forward to meeting familiar old nicks on IRC…
Tech Can't Solve Social Problems - Who Knew?
OMG GOOGLE DOES NOT CORRECTLY IDENTIFY PORN ON THE INTERNET!!!zwölf!!
Well, duh. Of course it doesn’t. Neither does anybody else.
On balance, I’m pretty sure people who have “Safe Search” turned on prefer false positives, i.e. it’s better to hide some news articles than it is to show some adult content. Leaving aside the ultimate futility of even defining “porn” or “adult material” correctly, or even agreeing on what “correct” means, you pay for a reduction in Type I errors with an increase in Type II errors, and vice versa.
If you prefer to reduce false positives, turn Safe Search off. The ML behind the search engine will still try to figure out what kind of thing you’re looking for, but instead of removing the other kind, it’ll just down-rank them.
The only thing that’s remarkable about this particular recurrence of this “story” is how many professionals who actually do know better picked it up instead of dismissing it. I guess when your own publication’s articles (and related ad revenue) are false-positived, reporting interests change.
Gardening
This weekend, it was time for some gardening.
The Plan
“Mythology” is just a word for “oral history has no ECC”.
Which reminded me of The Plan:
In the beginning, there was a plan,
And then came the assumptions,
And the assumptions were without form,
And the plan without substance,
And the darkness was upon the face of the workers,
And they spoke among themselves saying,
"It is a crock of shit and it stinks."
And the workers went unto their Supervisors and said,
"It is a pile of dung, and we cannot live with the smell."
And the Supervisors went unto their Managers saying,
"It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong,
Such that none may abide by it."
And the Managers went unto their Directors saying,
"It is a vessel of fertiliser, and none may abide by its strength."
And the Directors spoke among themselves saying to one another,
"It contains that which aids plants growth, and it is very strong."
And the Directors went to the Vice Presidents saying unto them,
"It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."
And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him,
"This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigour
Of the company With very powerful effects."
And the President looked upon the Plan
And saw that it was good,
And the Plan became Policy.
And this, my friend, is how shit happens.
(anonymous, apparently)